Frank vs. Normal Guy

Things "Frank" Has That Are Totally Unfair To Ask From A Real Guy

• The smile I always imagined
• Patience to hear me babble on incoherently
• The ability to always be there
• A perfect understanding of me
• A way of knowing exactly what to say
• Enduring loyalty that won't ever go away
• Energy enough to dance to my favorite song 'til I know it by heart
• Compassion enough to tell me I look beautiful no matter what
• Knowledge of when I need to be alone
• Impecable timing
• And a matching fashion sense

Things A Normal Guy Has That "Frank" Will Never Have

• A fashion sense that matches who they are inside
• Bad timing that gets me out of unknown bad situations
• Courage enough to walk up to me when I might bite his head off
• Sense enough to tell me I look horible, but it doesn't matter
• Reason enough to tell me that I'm singing my song wrong
• Ability to walk away when I'm not worth it
• A way of knowing what not to say, and not saying it
• Interest enough in me that he wantsw to keep learning
• Ability to be there sometimes, and that's enough
• Upfront enough to tell me he has no clue what I just said
• A smile that's real, that can fill me with warmth and love

-Normal Guy wins every time.