I Am Bored

Pickled fish and apple butter
Dirty mops and airline gutter
Pretty flowers, musty air
Misty glasses, recliner chair

Falling leaves, mis-matched socks
Outerspace and piled up rocks
Sun tan lotion, 5 o'clock
Car exhaust and Mr. Spock

Air pollution, kangaroo
Broken dishes, Scooby Doo
Salt and pepper, sticky floor
Bronchial tube, squeaky door

Smiley face, American Flag
Moldy milk, the Great White Stag
Bright red rose and chicken fence
Now does this make any sense?

So no my friend
You must agree
That I am very
bored indeed