JSYK43: 7/14/13 10:30PM

LOVE IS NOT A SWEET KISS OF MOONLIGHT OR A GENTLE SUMMER BREEZE! LOVE IS A THUNDEROUS TIDAL WAVE THAT HITS YOU AT MIDNIGHT AND MAKES YOUR BREATH GO AND YOUR HEART POUND WITH THE SURF BEFORE SPITTING YOU OUT, GASPING FOR AIR AND TREMBLING FROM THE COLD AND SMILING LIKE A CRAZED MANIAC, WONDERING HOW CINDERELLA COULD HAVE SUNG SO CALMLY ABOUT IT! SO, THIS IS LOVE?! My, I thought love was softer than that, what a most outrageous feeling. I've never been so afraid or so excited to write the words Let. It. Begin.